This is not a pug. It’s actually the world’s most annoying alarm clock.
He’s just spent the last 10 mins snorting in my ear, stepping on my head and trying to knock over the glass of water on the bedside table.
Now that I’m well and truly awake, looks like he’s going to settle down. The jerk.
what do men want? it’s sausage. so much sausage. tons of sausage. They want their chapped. Burly lips wrapped around a length of greasy sausage as it runs over their tongues, probes, and then gently slides down the back of their throats
If those Amazon drones can really get to your house in 30 minutes, then let me introduce their #1 selling item.
SOMEBODY FINALLY SAID IT
Two wing wraps are available and ready to ship! http://missmonster.myshopify.com/
Hand dyed 90” long wing wrap. Drapes over the shoulders or can be wrapped around your body. Add a fancy cloak clasp for an even more dramatic look! These are hand dyed with lasting high quality materials.
Each wrap is one of a kind, no two will ever be the same. I’m offering these as i make them, you are buying the exact wrap pictured. They take awhile to produce but i will try to make them available as often as i can.
The red wrap has cool iridescent dots while the grey has dramatic gold accents. All dyes and paints and been heat set.
50/50 wool/polyester material. Do not machine wash or dry clean! Spot clean only with water, do not use solvents. The fabric is dyed and heat set but due to the handmade nature of this piece please treat it with care.